1. First, reach under the sofa cushions. Avoid the Cheetos crumbs and bobby pins.
2. Find a few pennies and nickles unless you're lucky enough to strike rich with a few of those silvers at the highest hierarchy of the coin family.
3. Put on your bike helmet, knee pads and snowboarding gloves (just for effect) and head to your nearest grocer. Watch out for cars and potholes!
If you're craving something a bit more sustainable, then skip the candy bars and year-old Twinkies. Surely, your coins will afford you some healthy fruits, vegetables and prepared foods, so think again before you head straight toward the processed food aisle.
Apples give are the greatest option for good ole' fashioned fresh and juicy crunchiness. It's conveniently packaged with its own natural air-tight (and edible) encasing to maintain goodness. It's ready to eat! Not to mention, you have an array of bright natural colors to choose: red, green, yellow. Packed with nutrients and sugar, non-synthetic fake powder, chemicals and enhancers, you feel like you're getting the right nutrition to hit the spot. What more can you ask for in a snack?
Skip the post meal stomach cramps, dehydration and pounding headaches. Those are signs that your body is warning you that it's unable to recognize those machine-made non-food ingredients. Don't worry about bad breath and dry mouth. Friends will flock to your side and ask for a bite...
Avoid it all by paying a few pennies more for a banana, a raw broccoli crown, a few granola bars or a handful of almonds. Maybe even a bowl of wholegrain oatmeal would be a wiser choice...
Happy eating!
